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Judd Trump is an English professional snooker player who is a former world champion and the current world number one. Widely regarded as one of the sport's greatest and most talented players, he is currently in fourth place on the list of all-time ranking event winners, having won 30 ranking titles. He has also won five Triple Crown titles.
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