{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
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{"type":"general","setup":"I couldn't get a reservation at the library...","punchline":"They were fully booked.","id":70}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
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