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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}

{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}

{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}

{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}

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